WITCHCRAFT AI PRESENTS  ·  NEW SOUTH WALES

HESTIA'S PROPERTY VALUE. GUESSTIMATOR

Aspiring to be Australia's No.1 highest accuracy, best priced, quickest time, coolest and awesomest complex commercial and residential property, real estate and development value and strategy guesstimator ever existed in the history of Australia. Like, legendarily epic.

What, my mom said aim high. If I miss, I go to the moon or something.

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© WITCHCRAFT AI · PITCH BLACK INDUSTRIES · MMXXVI - NOT A FORMAL VALUATION. AN AI-DEBATED OPINION ESTIMATE. INDEPENDENT ADVICE RECOMMENDED.

THE AI-GUESSTIMATE

Athena QUANTITATIVE 5-DIMENSIONAL Property Value Guesstimator (in other words, WITCHCRAFT™)

AI-assisted, AI-led, AI-debated, AI-improved, AI-told-me-just-go-away-don't-bother-them quantitative stochastic quantum extrachronospatial value guesstimate of any property address you'd like.

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STATUTORY

Zoning, height, FSR, heritage. What the instruments permit, cited to the clause.

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COMPARABLE

Sales that genuinely compare. Adjusted in the open, outliers named.

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RESIDUAL

Land value backed out of the feasible scheme. Every input shown.

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HIGHEST AND BEST

What the site wants to be, not what it is.

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ADVERSARIAL

The guesstimate argued against itself before it is argued for.

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GET A GUESSTIMATE →
HESTIA

The guesstimator that argues with the market.

The desk runs on Hestia, the specialised property value and strategy agent: open-ended modelling under uncertainty, complex property, deal analysis. Six frontier models debate every address down to one number, dissenters named. She is available as an endpoint to firms that want the second opinion without the second firm.

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THE DESK

Bring an address. Leave with the figure.

One guesstimate: six frontier AI models debate your address across fifteen methods, five lenses and a 4D site model, down to a single figure with dissenters named. About an hour, start to finish. Not a formal valuation - an AI-debated opinion estimate. Independent advice recommended for anything serious.

OPEN THE GUESSTIMATOR →
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BRING YOUR OWN API KEYS

$20 fee for me only + GST per guesstimate.

*Pay-as-you-go tokens run about $67 per guesstimate if you bring your own.

BYO →
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USE MINE - $40 ALL-IN

$40 per guesstimate, everything included. My fee and all.

*I buy 15-20 billion API tokens a month in bulk. I get stupid cheap bulk pricing. And $300,000USD in grants, LOL.

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FIRST ADDRESS 75% OFF

Per Google account. One guesstimate at 75% off. Code: FIRST75 at checkout.

BONUS →
PAY $22 - BYO KEYS GUESSTIMATE → PAY $40 - USE MY KEYS →

NEW CONSULTANCY SERVICE

AI Grants Speedrunning Consulting

$350K - $2 MILLION in AI grants for your company. Fee: from the net benefit, I keep 20% of all the things I get for you. You keep 80%.

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PLATE 01

The terrace, modelled and guesstimated.

PLATE 01 · THE TERRACE, GUESSTIMATED

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